[BenLurkin]

[DakotaGator]

When Obama talks tough it means he's getting ready to wimp out.

[Billthedrill]

...we will not hesitate to use our military might to defend our allies and our way of life...

Uh, guy? Your entire administration has been predicated on open contempt for our "way of life" and a burning desire to change it. Now, if you'd said "We'll nuke you on behalf of all the oppressed gay people in Pyongyang" then I might believe you.

[Jim Robinson]

What military might, comrade president obama? You destroyed it.

[Iron Munro]

The Norks had better get ready for another harshly worded memo from King Obama.

[Mastador1]

Isn’t amazing how many warnings zero has to give about America’s power since he has taken the residency? Maybe it’s because everybody knows what a weak irrelevant resident he is.

[Bobalu]

Weak and foolish Democrat presidents always wind up causing needless mayhem.

Despots everywhere rejoiced when Obama was re-elected.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

“Oooooh!”
... And if they get even more squirrelly, the State Dept might text out a savage Twitter with a witty cliche hashtag! (Shudder)

[Darksheare]

Yeah.. Hashtags!

[fieldmarshaldj]

What’s Zero gonna do ? Nuke ‘em into the Stone Age ? That’d be a leap forward for NK.

[Usagi_yo]

Okay, help me keep this straight.

So far we’re poking at Putin, pulling at N. Korea, rattling our saber at China. We have troops and assets in Afghanistan, who are sitting above Syria and Iran and to the west of a grudging friend and of course below and between China and Russia.

How is this supposed to end well for us?

[Jet Jaguar]

Active Duty ping.

[Argus]

Li’l Kim must be terrified now.

[Fungi]

Another “red line.” No wait, a blue one, no a purple one, no a green one, no a plastic one, no wait, a Turkish one, no a rainbow one, no a black one-—sorry, I finally crossed the line, a nonexistent one.

[Eagles6]

"Let me be clear, I have the capability to fundamentally transform your kitchen and to impose a fabulous general area.

[tumblindice]

The president went on to say, “And if you like your way of life, you can keep your way of life. Of course we have a whole gotta work to do to, uh, improve things but let me be clear—make no mistake about it: I’m tired of having to explain and correct, um, these misunderstandings.
“If anyone criticizes me, we’re almost ready—I not only have my gayboi Army, I have my ‘Special Soldiers’ civilian bodyguard, so, hey—you’ve been a great crowd!”
And a large portion of the troops cheered, while some were heard to mutter, “Gay bois?!” Comrades! It was another glorious triumph for Comrade BB.

[DeaconRed]

Wait ZERO you didn't check wiff Dennis. (Rodman) He will slap the fire out of you for messin wiff his sex party buddy.
You scared the hell out of Putin. . . . . . . I see he is backing down. . . . . . . Wait . . . . never mind.

[dfwgator]

“You’re bweaking my bawls, Barwack....you’re bweaking my bawls.”

[Pollster1]

I’m sure South Korea heard, “If you like your freedom in the South, . . .” As for North Korea, they probably got the same message years ago.

[SkyPilot]

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Let me warn you! If you take any hostile action, we are going to slash our uniformed military's pay, slash their housing reimbursement, quadruple their annual healthcare fees and co-pays, force retirees out of the medical TRICARE system an onto ObamaCare, cut the cost of living for retirees again, decimate the current retirement system, fire thousands of active duty uniform and DoD civilians, junk the A-10, the KC-10, and two aircraft carriers! Don't bluff me! I am serious!!