Sure.
Brilliant analogy.
Putin is just playing a harmless kids game.
Sarcastic condescension is rarely the foundation for a convincing argument, and this is no exception. It is not a bad analogy, given the hollow nature of the implicit threat of such a proclamation. This is clearly an invitation for the West to get involved, and not a threat of Ukrainian response. So, yes, it is roughly similar to “Mommy he is touching me”.