Would make for a quality father/son weekend .. build a tortoise trebuchet .. perfect time for 'the talk' about the Constitutional birds/bees !
“Would make for a quality father/son weekend .. build a tortoise trebuchet .. perfect time for ‘the talk’ about the Constitutional birds/bees !”
What a perfectly appropriate comment, tomkat.
Hell’s bells, let’s build a tortoise habitat around the Bundy ranch. We can do a tortoise village to surround the Bundy ranch.
We can build tortoise villages that include tortoise houses, tortoise reproduction pools and family tortoise homes.
Then when the the BLM Nazis attack, we can can accuse them of killing turtles. The kids will go nuts and hate president Buckwheat and his gestapo goons.