The illogic of the left is breathtaking.
Oh, they have the same God-given sense of logic and reason that everyone else does (though twisted and perverted), it’s just that they start from the opposite end of the board on their assumptions of the nature of mankind.
If two people have a set of directions, but one starts from the correct starting point and the other at the wrong starting point, they both can follow the directions to the letter and one will end up at the right place and the other at the wrong place.