Posted on 04/20/2014 10:22:02 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
A very '90s-esque photo hit the Internet today of Bill Clinton and Al Gore jogging back in 1992. Love their matching short-shorts!
We dug into the archives and found even more images from the presidential jog seen round the world. Enjoy the slideshow! And sorry, gents, but we're REALLY glad those teensy shorts have hightailed it out of style.
(Excerpt) Read more at huffingtonpost.com ...
Aarrrgghh ...
You have nobody but yourself to blame for clicking the link.
Looks like algore should have worried about global cooling with the mushroom he was sprouting.
This was obviously pre-Naomi Wolf, lol.
Ther is something teensy in Gore’s shorts.
Millipeter.
Countdown to George Costanza in 5, 4, 3 ...
A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to the boy with the box. Al says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are." The boy replies, "They're Republicans."
"Whoa!" Al says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?"
"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."
Remember when they “enhanced” his photo on the cover of Rolling Stone?
All the photo is missing is Richard Simmons with his red shorts.
The first ultra-white President and Vice President.
An Italian, German and Algore were walking down a dark street when a female mugger with a gun held them up.
They all three easily gave up their wallets but also begged for their safety.
OK, she said with a smile. I’ll let you go on condition you show me your stuff and that the three of you have at least “12 inches”.
No sweat, the guys thought. One by one they whipped out their manhood. The Italian measured 7 inches. (this will be too easy. we need 5 inches more and there are two of us left). There german had his measured: 4 inches. And then algore, who put them over the top with one inch.
Later, the three were recalling their experience with one another.
Lucky for the three of us I was the largest, said the Italian,
Ja, but I got us close with my pride and joy, said the german.
Well, said Algore. Lucky for all three of us I was aroused or we’d all be dead!
Eh. I would think Al Gore would be FOR global warming after seeing (barely) that!
Ther is something teensy in Gore’s shorts.
Not at all how jan Wenner displayed Al’s goods on the cover of the rolling stone, is it?
And those that don't like GWB.... We could have been stuck with THAT Algore on 9/11!
I didn’t think we could put Huff Post stuff on FR.
Anyway, those pictures really show the latency in Bill and Al.
Dainty fellas, ain’t they?
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