No way it could be about something besides tortoises. The government said it was about tortoises and our government would never *lie* to us. That would be a conspiracy, and conspiracies can’t happen here. It’s just crazy for anybody to even suggest such a thing.
I’m really glad you didn’t suggest such a thing.
Right?
Utter lunacy. Like claiming out astronauts planted a flag on Mars or that Guam might tip over...