Posted on 04/08/2014 7:51:35 AM PDT by dvan
Dear Mr. Obama:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, The President of Mexico, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that the President of Mexico won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Look how stupid this looks when you put it in writing !!!
It’s a good thing this email is from unknown. The author could expect a visit from the IRS, the DHS and all the rest of the alphabet oppressors in the formerly free USSA.
there 330 million people in the USA . enough. immigrants are not Americans and don’t share our values.immigrants suck.the last thing the USA needs is more immigrants . If i were president i would literally deport all non Americans and many democrats like Pelosi
democrats imported 80 milion 3rd world immigrants since their 1965 immigration act , legal and illegals to turn the USA into a socialist 3rd world hell hole. they are getting closer to their goal and the amnesty bill would do it
If you made $100,000 per year after taxes then you could buy anything you could ever need in the free market because someone would produce it for money( look at the millions of products for sale on Google , internet , ebay , amazon,Walmart, Dollar Tree etc etc). So we don't need government for ANYTHING. private industry created a whole city DISNEY WORLD in Florida. So democrats create fake crisis like “global warming”,”no health insurance crisis” to justify the very existence of government and the continued growth of government(socialism)
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Good post.
I have often wondered why it is only the US that is not allowed to enforce it’s borders.
bkmk
You can.t move to Mexico unless unless you can prove that you have an income that can support you. You can’t have a new car, they are afraid you will sell it, and you can’t own land.
Oh - AND we want some stupid gullible Mexican official (the equivalent of our Jeb Bush) to announce to all that our breaking into a foreign country - uninvited - is beautiful...
“I have often wondered why it is only the US that is not allowed to enforce it’s borders.”
Its because we are racist sexist bigoted homophobes who stole the land in the first place and it and all its wealth must be redistributed to its rightful owners. I thought everybody knew that!
As an immigrant myself, I’m sad that you feel that way. That is perhaps the most prejudiced (i.e., classificatory and prejudging) comment I have seen in my 16 years on FR.
But, true, I don’t share your values.
Funny...made my day.
go ahead and justify to Americans why we need to let in a million 3rd world immigrants per year into the USA when we have the lowest workforce participation ever in the USA and exploding welfare, exploding debt in this country . go ahead and make your case for why we need to let in these 1 million immigrants per year
you come to thin country which I was born and try to silence me and take away my rights , take away my freedom of speech using the leftist “prejudice” card . typical. 3rd world immigrants have destroyed this country by voting for democrats/socialism and bigger government.
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