- The troops WANT to have their pay slashed
- We must ban tabacco sales on military bases because it is unhealthy, but I need hundreds of millions of more dollars to give away to homosexual "spouses" this year for housing and health care because fisting and anal sex is "healthy" behavior
- Despite the Obama and Congressional cuts to defense of $1.4 Trillion dollars (2012-2022), our military can still "do it's job"
- I furloughed nurses at Walter Reed, engineers at research labs, and low paid secretaries - taking 20% of their paychecks from May to August last year, but I singled out and spared 500 newly hired Sexual Assault Prevention workers from any furlough cuts because they were "critical to National Security"
- We have to close Commissaries that provide groceries to struggling military families and retirees because we "just don't have the money", but I fully support Billions in give away money to the Muslim Brotherhood
- I made a sneaky deal with Paul Ryan to betray our troops and to cut the pensions of our currently serving military and veterans, even widows and disabled veterans wounded in combat, but I deny that I did it; and you can't make me tell you the truth