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Boston stung by ‘beekeeper’ with crush on Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
Howie Carr, Boston Herald 4/17/14
Nothing to see here folks, move along.
That was the verdict of Mayor Marty Walsh and Police Commissioner William Evans on the latest “performance artist” to plunge the city in turmoil. So what if they had to shut down the Green Line and “detonate” said artiste’s attack backpack Tuesday night on Boylston Street?
“There was no breach of security,” said the mayor yesterday.
Of course not. A guy dressed all in black with a veil that made him look like the Beekeeper of Death runs barefoot down Boylston Street chanting “Boston Strong!” and then abandons his backpack in the middle of the street where the vice president had been babbling incoherently a few hours earlier.
Oh sure, happens every day. Especially on the first anniversary of the marathon bombings. Especially when the backpack contains a pressure cooker like the Muslim welfare terrorists used last year to murder three infidels in the same location.
How many EBT cards do you suppose Kayvon Edson has? He once called a Wakefield cop a “pig,” and he gave the finger to Leo the police dog — that alone should be good for two or three extra cards.
Plus, just looking at the guy, you can tell he is one of Nancy Pelosi’s first Obamacare success stories. Obviously Kayvon has shed the surly bonds of “Job Lock.” This bum makes Pajama Boy look like a member of the Tea Party.
OK, ultimately it was much ado about nothing. But don’t tell me it wasn’t a breakdown in security. Especially when the FBI has been taking it on the chin for weeks now because they lost track of two of the tens of thousands of asylum-seeking future terrorists welcomed into this country with MassHealth and EBT cards and Section 8 vouchers by the likes of Joe “It Was Worth It” Biden.
Check out Kayvon’s Facebook page, or what was cached there before it was scrubbed yesterday. Unlike Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s not-so-secret admirers in the state-run media, Kayvon at least honestly admits he has the hots for the “tousle-haired” youth.
“SEXY!” he swoons.
Then watch his video, “Purgatory Vacation.” Purgatory? It’s more like hell. Never have 6 minutes and 50 seconds seemed more like 650 years. We see him for the first time in his Beekeeper of Death garb, and a “nurse” offers him an Ativan.
An Ativan? I don’t think so. What he needs is a shot from an elephant-tranquilizer gun, or at least a good tasering.
We’ll be hearing a lot about Kayvon in the next few weeks, in the run-up to his inevitable Profiles in Courage Award.
He was an aspiring rap artist.
He was turning his life around.
He’s thinking of running for lieutenant governor at the Democratic state convention in Worcester next month.
He was a good boy, a very good boy.
But the ultimate question remains. Kayvon has “tousled” hair, but is he really “SEXY” enough to make the cover of the Rolling Stone?
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