OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the suns planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
The sun is a ball of plasma with complex electromagnetic interactions.
It can only be controlled through higher taxes. ;)
And there is no global warming. If there were, there’d be some evidence beyond the lies we’ve been told.