[Behind Liberal Lines]

The criminals know darn well that the average Ithacan is an antigun liberal and, therefore, easy pickings

[Fightin Whitey]

average Ithacan is an antigun liberal

Damn shame that.

They used to make a hell of a shotgun up there.

[Jimmy Valentine's brother]

The criminals know darn well that the average Ithacan is an antigun liberal and, therefore, easy pickings

Especially one driving a Volvo!