How far 'inner' in the thigh and what would a woman tattooing a man's name in her 'inner' thigh be thinking?
You ladies that have such tats ... you know what YOU were thinking ... DON'T you ?
Well, as you all should be aware, I have delved in a little studies of a historical nature, did a little museum curating of my own back in college and am quite keenly aware of the complexities of the ancient Egyptian culture. It's a little known fact that the Nile was the Rt. 66 of ancient Egypt and their culture spawned the original traveling bands of gypsies which later evolved into the motorcycle gangs of today. It is quite evidently clear that this young lady was a member of this hard-nosed rogue society by the correct interpretation of the tattoo on this unfortunate young trollop’s inner thigh. It actually sayss… ‘If the stink don’t kill you, my husband, Michael, will.’
She would be thinking where would I put that homage to Michael the archangel where no one will see it.
AMDG
Reminds me of the joke where a gal goes in to get a tattoo of Elvis on her inner thigh. The tattoo artist gets done and shows it to his client and shes unsure if it looks like Elvis so she tells him to do it again on the other side.
The tattoo artist completes the second one and shows it to her and she still not sure it looks like the king. So the tattooist says they need a second opinion and steps outside and pulls in a drunk off the street. The drunk gets down to get a good look and says “ I don’t know who the twins are but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson”!