The 15 Dumbest Anti–Hobby Lobby Signs at the Supreme Court

National Review ^ | 03/26/2014 | Andrew Johnson

[SeekAndFind]

Supporters of an Affordable Care Act mandate that requires religious business people to violate their beliefs were out in full force this morning at the U.S. Supreme Court.

The high court heard arguments in Sebelius v. Hobby Lobby Stores, which pits Obamacare against small businesses seeking to preserve personal and religious freedom.

Here’s a look at some of the most nonsensical and ridiculous signs and participants at Tuesday’s rally.

1. “Hobby Lobby: This Uterus Is For You”

Not sure what this means #SupremeCourt #HobbyLobby pic.twitter.com/mAekCTdp6L — Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) March 25, 2014

2. “Pro-Life? Eating Raped Murdered Animals Makes U A Hypocrite”

3. “Sex is Beautiful ♥ Reproduction is Optional”

4. Birth control costume in a poncho.

Best costume award! @PPact #NotMyBossBusiness pic.twitter.com/FRW8ik8Bf8 — ACLU Live (@ACLULive) March 25, 2014

5. “Ho, ho! Hey, hey! Birth control is here to stay!”

Chant sheet for Planned Parenthood rally at Supreme Court on Hobby Lobby cases pic.twitter.com/vJH4d08auM — Alison Howard (@alisonhoward1) March 25, 2014

​6. “Keep Your Hobbies Off My Ovaries!”

7. “Not My Doctor” (Picture of Donald Trump)

8. “If Men Could Get Pregnant, Birth Control Would Be From Gumball Machines and Bacon Flavored”

9. “I ♥ Birth Control — This is Personal”

10. “My Mom’s Not Ready to be a Grandma”

11. “Thing I want to do before having a baby: graduate college; land my dream job; meet Beyoncé”

These ladies know what’s up. #NotMyBossBusiness pic.twitter.com/DO6gUoD3nk — This Is Personal (@ThisIsPrsnl) March 25, 2014

​12. “Bigotry disguised as ‘Religious Liberty’ . . . is still BIGOTRY!”

.@oldangrylesbian and friends protesting #HobbyLobby #NotMyBossBusiness pic.twitter.com/rKdQEOsVRS — ACLU Live (@ACLULive) March 25, 2014

13. “Your Religion Should Never Control My Body”

The signs may not be waterproof it the sentiment is forever #NotMyBossBusiness pic.twitter.com/DUxz9EUotk — ACLU Live (@ACLULive) March 25, 2014

14. “This Is Not a Healthcare Plan. [Holy Bible]“

15. Keep The Boardroom Out of My Bedroom

“Keep the boardroom out of my bedroom.” Planned Parenthood Supreme Court rally on Hobby Lobby/Conestoga Woods pic.twitter.com/rkQmDX5bGt — Alison Howard (@alisonhoward1) March 25, 2014

— Andrew Johnson is an editorial associate at National Review Online.

[cuban leaf]

None of them have the slightest clue the logical conclusions of their slogans as they apply to HL, nor the level of narcissism they display in front of God and everybody.

[fwdude]

Dumb signs posted by even dumber drones.

[Thorliveshere]

Wow, the delusional hoops and pretzel logic that must go through their brains to arrive at these statements. Just astounding.

[FourtySeven]

Did it ever cross these “enlightened” minds that sex actually is for reproduction? And to divorce the two in some selfish act of self-pleasure is to act contrarily to nature? I thought these types of people loved nature.

Here’s an idea: get married, and have as much sex as you want!

[Sooth2222]

Hmmmmm.

Okay, standing in front of the Supereme Court proving "She doesn't have sense enough to come in out of the rain."

[reg45]

The slut-brigade speaks.

[TurboZamboni]

Julia’s skanky sister?

[smokingfrog]

Those PP knitted caps will suck your brains out.

[struggle]

>>“If Men Could Get Pregnant, Birth Control Would Be From Gumball Machines and Bacon Flavored”

If men had birth control, women would have to replace them with sugar pills to get a free ride.

[rktman]

8. “If Men Could Get Pregnant, Birth Control Would Be From Gumball Machines and Bacon Flavored”

NOW’s(nasty obnoxious women)war on men?

[Texas Eagle]

The only thing missing is Chelsea Clinton lamenting via bullhorn how her great-grandmother was forced to have her grandmother as a teen because of her lack of access to Planned Parenthood.

Think I'm kidding? Listen to her say it for yourself...

LifeNews.com: Chelsea Clinton Laments: My Great Grandmother Did Not Have Access to Planned Parenthood

[verga]

Maybe I am missing something. Nobody wants to stop them from having access to birth control. We just want them to pay for it out of their own pocket.

[MNnice]

I want to know why the press isn’t demanding that Elena Kagan recuse herself from this case since she worked on this law when a member of the Obama white house. Oh wait ... never mind.

[Tolkien]

They are all Romans ch. 1 reprobates.

They are totally consumed by their hatred that they can’t see God’s compassion nor simple logic.

[Cheerio]

Maybe I am missing something. Nobody wants to stop them from having access to birth control. We just want them to pay for it out of their own pocket.

Ding ding ding. BINGO - Reading the crap reporting on this story I keep thinking they are not even covering the REAL story. But in today's media it doesn't matter if the truth is being reported - with these Libtards everything is a political agenda with the ultimate goal of American TRANSFORMATION.

[ottbmare]

None of these idiots addresses the basic issue:
GO BUY YOUR OWN DAMNED BIRTH CONTROL!

[Army Air Corps]

So, basically, these women are saying that they are too damned cheap to pay for their own birth control. Isn’t it ridiculously cheap these days?

[tacticalogic]

If nobody should be punished with a baby, why do the taxpayers have to get punished with her?

[windsorknot]

I see a lot of embarrassingly silly and juvenile one-liners.