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Erotic Service Providers Union


Who knew that this organization existed?

1 posted on 03/21/2014 1:38:26 PM PDT by artichokegrower
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To: artichokegrower

Look for the Union label.


2 posted on 03/21/2014 1:40:26 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: artichokegrower

I just want to know when a class action lawsuit is going to result in the requirement tattoo warning label. You know, kind’a like on cigarettes. They should also warn about the danger of second hand hookers.


3 posted on 03/21/2014 1:45:22 PM PDT by inpajamas (http://outskirtspress.com/ONE)
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To: artichokegrower

“The program gets its money from fines and restitution paid by criminals, as well as federal matching funds.”

In other words the money comes from taxpayers. Fines and restitution would go to the government. Federal matching funds is taxpayer money.

Don’t you feel good knowing your money is going to prostitutes.

Even if you never use their services.


4 posted on 03/21/2014 1:46:02 PM PDT by detective
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To: artichokegrower

They use be called:

Fornicators Union of California Keeping Everyone Regularly Satisfied.


5 posted on 03/21/2014 1:47:24 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (I never thought anyone could make Jimmy Carter look good in comparison.)
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To: artichokegrower

As libertarians say.

“Give us our social liberalism and Sodom and Gomorrah today, and we will gladly end welfare and social programs and, on Tuesday.”


6 posted on 03/21/2014 1:47:28 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Libertarianism offers the transitory concepts and dialogue to move from conservatism, to liberalism)
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To: artichokegrower

If I were to hire a California hooker I would give her a card with the phone number of the California Victim Compensation and Government Claims Board, and then I would ask for a 50% discount.


7 posted on 03/21/2014 1:49:29 PM PDT by forgotten man
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To: artichokegrower
rape victims who had been working as prostitutes the right to be compensated

Why does "double dipping" come to mind.

I guess it would depend on the circumstances of the rape. But wouldn't rape be very hard to prove under any conditions?

11 posted on 03/21/2014 1:59:27 PM PDT by Veto! (Opinions freely dispensed as advice)
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To: artichokegrower

What about drug dealers that get robbed? Are going to get compensation as well?


12 posted on 03/21/2014 2:05:13 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: artichokegrower

I hope their pimps get a cut.


13 posted on 03/21/2014 2:05:20 PM PDT by moovova
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Most of the 14 victims were raped in vehicles or hotel rooms, said Jon Myers, the board's deputy executive officer.

Seems likely enough? 'Cause when a prostitute accompanies you to a vehicle or hotel room, you KNOW she is an unwilling participant?

14 posted on 03/21/2014 2:05:22 PM PDT by LucianOfSamasota (Tanstaafl - its not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: artichokegrower

Bank teller says to the hooker, “I’m sorry miss but this check is no good.” The hooker yells, “I’ve been raped!”


15 posted on 03/21/2014 2:07:03 PM PDT by ElkGroveDan (My tagline is in the shop.)
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To: artichokegrower

So what are the damages? Their regular rate?


16 posted on 03/21/2014 2:08:19 PM PDT by Defiant (Let the Tea Party win, and we will declare peace on the American people and go home.)
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To: scripter

Santa Cruz Sentinel ping...


17 posted on 03/21/2014 2:14:15 PM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: artichokegrower

How about yobs whose hands get injured while beating on the elderly? Don’t they deserve something? And home invasion robbers who get hurt when home owners fight back? There’s an unlimited number of criminal occupations that deserve California’s tax money.


19 posted on 03/21/2014 2:31:37 PM PDT by Seruzawa (I kick @ss for the Lord!)
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To: artichokegrower

Well then I demand compensation for being raped by the government!


28 posted on 03/21/2014 4:49:51 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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