Chicagoans are a special breed, aren’t they?
Well, that’s not quite true. They are your basic issue big-city liberals intent on suppressing liberties.
Yes, they are. There are a large number of Donkey voters who start their day with a huge bowl of Stupid in the morning. They continue snacking on Stupid all day long and associate with Stupid people all day and night. Stupid is all they know. When they die, they continue voting Stupid (for Donkeys) for the next 200 years.