[Portcall24]

“I’d like to buy a stuffed snake for my daughter. She’s doing burlesque down the street.”
“I have one. It’s $3.”
“$3? Down the street they’re $2.”
“Well, go down the street and buy it.”
“I would but they’re out.”
“If I was out you could have it for a $1.”

[ProtectOurFreedom]

A perfect encapsulation of Economics 101.