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To: Diogenesis

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.

3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?


5 posted on 03/08/2014 5:14:06 PM PST by abclily
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To: abclily

They’ll get that together after they establish control of volcanos.


8 posted on 03/08/2014 5:15:14 PM PST by morphing libertarian
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To: abclily
LOL! Good one.

Climate change is called weather. Global warming is a hoax.

Next problem.

17 posted on 03/08/2014 5:47:10 PM PST by Art in Idaho (Conservatism is the only Hope for Western Civilization.)
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To: abclily

By dropping acid....?


19 posted on 03/08/2014 5:51:16 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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