Flags at half staff...
My show would be called the Sassy Blondes, hosted by Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham and Monica Crowley.
Show takes place in a hot tub and each night they have a new liberal guest for the entire hour. The guest must enter the tub with a pitcher of margaritas. Whenever the guest says something that is untrue, the guest must take a shot of helium and repeat what was just said.
Once a week, the Sassy Blondes read the editorial page from the NY Times,while taking helium shots.