The next step is for the government idiots to require you bring in a video of what happened to you...as well as a notarized statement that it is true.
The govt will already have video of your “incident”.
No video. No treat-y. LOL! And you thought the wait time at the ER was bad now. Simple trick. Call and claim chest pains and the wahmbulance delivery goes to the head of the line. Payin’ for the whambulance? They won’t have too. The gub-mint will reimburse them. With our money.
Don’t forget - died by hanging while on a burning surfboard ...