[ClearCase_guy]

Forget magazines -- I say we number the pages allowed in a book. I think all book purchases should be registered, and subject to a $200 tax. You'll need a permit before you're allowed to actually buy a book -- and don't forget the waiting period before you can actually start to read.

Start with the "basic, common sense" restrictions on the First Amendment. Then move on to the Second Amendment.

[ealgeone]

I’d say every dumb*** reporter should have to prove their qualifications to be a reporter.

School attended?
Must submit articles in advance for approval.
Editorials limited to no more than 500 words and only allowed once a week.
Newspapers limited to 5 pages only.