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Posted on 02/27/2014 7:10:06 AM PST by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver
Climate Change Will Cause Rape and Murder and Assault and Robbery and Larceny and Make People...vote Democrat!...................
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posted on
02/27/2014 7:30:45 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(LIberal is an oxymoron......................)
To: Sub-Driver
Behold... an example the libtard “logic”:
People buy more ice cream when the weather is hot. Criminals commit more crimes when it is hot. Therefore, ice cream is the cause of crimes committed during the spring and summer.
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posted on
02/27/2014 7:30:45 AM PST
by
Common Sense 101
(Hey libs... If your theories fly in the face of reality, it's not reality that's wrong.)
To: Yorlik803
It also causes hemorrhoids. People in hot climates eat hot foods, causing firey farts and hemorrhoids.
To: Sub-Driver
I couldn’t balance my checkbook yesterday. Darn global warming.
To: Sub-Driver
I thought it was Twinkies that caused all this mayhem.
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posted on
02/27/2014 7:38:55 AM PST
by
almcbean
To: Sub-Driver
Globull warming causes impotence and incontinence AND baldness.
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posted on
02/27/2014 7:40:17 AM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
To: Sub-Driver
"Will Cause Rape and Murder and Assault and Robbery and Larceny and Make People Steal Your Car " Wrong, Charles C.W.Cooke. Liberalism causes those things.
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posted on
02/27/2014 7:46:30 AM PST
by
FroggyTheGremlim
("It is not the color of his skin, ... it is the blackness that fills his soul")
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
02/27/2014 7:49:21 AM PST
by
laotzu
To: Sub-Driver
Global warming turned me into a Viking!
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posted on
02/27/2014 7:50:30 AM PST
by
IMR 4350
To: Buckeye McFrog
ALgore can use it next time he’s releasing his 2nd Chakra.
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posted on
02/27/2014 7:51:42 AM PST
by
TurboZamboni
(Marx smelled bad and lived with his parents .)
To: Yorlik803
Climate change will also cause your teeth to yellow and increase baldness; especially among women!
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posted on
02/27/2014 7:58:26 AM PST
by
catman67
To: Nervous Tick
They left out the dandruff and lice infections. More reserch needed!
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posted on
02/27/2014 8:29:25 AM PST
by
RossA
To: Sub-Driver
Mother Jones is a comic book.
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posted on
02/27/2014 8:39:04 AM PST
by
dainbramaged
(Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon; windage and elevation.)
To: Sub-Driver
So climate change makes one a congressman or senator?.
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posted on
02/27/2014 9:23:07 AM PST
by
Vaduz
To: Yorlik803
climate change is the reason my sheets are not as white. I blame Climate Change for shrinkage.
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posted on
02/27/2014 9:34:49 AM PST
by
Flick Lives
("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
To: Sub-Driver
"Cat had kittens."
"Global warming."
To: Sub-Driver
You mean more crime happens when people are out and about than when they are cooped up in the winter. Who would have saw that.
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posted on
02/27/2014 11:20:55 AM PST
by
pas
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
02/27/2014 1:10:38 PM PST
by
neverdem
(Register pressure cookers! /s)
To: Sub-Driver
Thank God someone has informed the world of this scientific phenomenon.
My children are complaining more about my various behaviors lately, and now finally I have a valid explanation.
Kids, it's the Global Warming.
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posted on
02/27/2014 1:55:39 PM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
(Don't let the aftershave and embalming fluid fool you. Many RINOs are actually dead meat.)
To: mdmathis6
Sorry, couldn’t resist the parody tied in with the Direct TV commercials.
If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.
If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.
If you open your door, you will see mormons.
If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.
If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.
If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!
If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.
DON’T be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.
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posted on
02/27/2014 7:02:15 PM PST
by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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