[Talisker]

I want to marry this woman, but only if every single thing she says is said with this exact pitch and verbiage.

"(bawling) OMG Honey, good morning, it's awful (bawls) I hate this, I got the newspaper, it's on the table, when will it end, do you want coffee (bawling) my life is ruined."

I don't care who you are - that's funny!

[jiggyboy]

It was funnier when I saw it posted earlier in the comments at the video.