[tbw2]

I sat my kids down and explained that carbon is not a poison, it is in stars and space and a building block of life. Carbon dioxide is not a pollutant - without it, plants will die. So shut up on global warming and carbon pollution.

[abclily]

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.

3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

[Hardastarboard]

I sat my kids down and explained that carbon is not a poison

Look for the EPA to make that a hate crime before it's over.