Science is political.
Heat expands everything, so the synapses are shortened, making reactions faster without the benefit of a lag (that oft'times is sufficient for one to step back and survey the sichyashun ... thereby avoiding a violent reaction), and next thing y'know .....
Someone gets hurt.
Bush’s fault.
Climate change brings war and devastation.
As global temperatures decline, world food and energy stocks will be pillaged.
Warm weather = grow food
Cold weather = worldwide starvation
I stubbed my toe yesterday due to global warming
I have a special computer model that I’ve developed with climate change statistics. I’ve come to three conclusions with my new model on the future:
1. Racoon tails will be excessively longer...maybe three feet.
2. More beer will be consumed, as people suffer through the climate change period. This will require building up the production capacity of Pabst-Blue-Ribbon and Miller.
3. Less will suddenly become more, and more will become less.
On the third model prediction....I’m not sure if there were faulty numbers that I fed into it....or the CPU couldn’t handle such an excessive amount of data.
Meanwhile, I’m working on a new theory that trailer-park women are more lusty than Montana ranch gals, but I can’t find any climate data that would make my model work.
The never ending parade of Marxist morons goes on and on. It will not end until America is destroyed and turned into the USSA. I see very few and little to stop it.
More Liberal horse sh*t - now the weather is responsible for crime.
Well, at least this “truthful” reporting was approved by Obama’s Ministry of Propaganda’s new “in station” monitors for all news media and broadcasting that he is trying to establish.
We need government monitors in all facets of news reporting so that for the first time we can get the real news, not just what is actually happening.
/Sarc
May I suggest you anally penetrate yourself with your study.
This is just great, a suggested theory built on top of a junk science theory.
I would add more, but I have to go feed my unicorn.
What’s the correlation between welfare expenditures and crime, single mothers and crime, Black populations and crime, gangs and crime? Climate change is the very least of our concerns, as evidenced in every poll taken.
This so-called “science” is ridiculous.
Hotter temps always result in more crime, since the people are outside instead of being huddled up in their houses when it’s cold.
It’s the normal temp changes associated with climate change and has nothing to do regarding anthropogenic global warming.
I’m really tiring of the idiots pushing AGW and would like to b-slap everyone of them, but at least they are exposing themselves to everyone as being complete fools, like Gore, Kerry and Obama.
Liberals have embraced global warming enthusiastically because global warming can be blamed for all of their misguided adventures.
It’s hard to do a drive by with tire chains on.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/02/more_cold_less_crime.html
Less crime due to climate change.