You just have to have the right disease, that’s all. One that is politically correct like AIDS.
There are Obamacare issues even if you have HIV/AIDS - one example is in Louisiana:
http://tea512.sunpride2000.com/2014/02/08/hivaids-in-louisiana-not-covered-by-obamacare/
And .......
“More than two months after the launch of health laws private insurance markets, Americans with pre-existing conditions like HIV are discovering that some of the policies being sold through Obamacares new insurance exchanges do not cover commonly prescribed medications for their disease and require much higher out-of-pocket spending than for other drugs.”
http://nation.time.com/2013/12/10/hiv-patients-asked-to-pay-more-under-obamacare/