My car didn’t start. Global warming! I have indigestion. Global warming! My dog wouldn’t listen. Global warming! My big toe hurts. Global warming! My pizza is cold. Global warming!
I could do this all day. Does that make me uh shyientist?
“Does that make me uh shyientist?”
Assuming you merged “shyster” with “scientist”, you coined a new word “shyientist” and it is sure to spread rapidly.
Good idea!