Wait a minute. They’ve been telling us for a month now that global warming causes record cold temperatures.
Well, yes, they almost have it right:
Two Rules About Global Warming
1 - Record Setting Cold Temperatures: Snow or ice does not disprove the existence of Global Warming. They are just anecdotal evidence of a temporary condition and cannot be regarded as valid indicators.
2 - Record Setting Warm Temperatures: Drought, rain, storms, melting ice, or other unusual conditions are undeniable empirical evidence that man caused Global Warming is destroying the planet, and maybe even the entire galaxy.
/sar
(credit Freeper Preacher for the rules)