[BlueStateRightist]

But I hear the beaches and golf are better than Detroit’s.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

PR is a beautiful but poor island.
Drugs from South America are not helping the situation.

[dfwgator]

My travel agent recently booked me on a seven-night trip to Puerto Rico. No days, just seven nights in Puerto Rico.

I asked him, “What do I do during the day.”

He said, “I don’t care what you do, just stay out of Puerto Rico.”

-Rodney Dangerfield

[Mich Patriot]

Detroit has awesome beaches...they’re walking right down Eight Mile...I occasionally see them from my office window.

Oh wait, you said BEACHES, not bitch#s. Nevermind.