[lurk]

After the first couple of sentences, I went back to the top to see if this is satire. Sadly, it is not.

The people of her district have solidly earned The Cold Stare of Contempt.

[Bearshouse]

After the first couple of sentences, I went back to the top to see if this is satire. Sadly, it is not.

I did the same thing, just sure I'd see this was printed by The Onion.

[GraceG]

“Take my Wife Please...”

Has become this in congress for Dims:

“Take my Job, please, I’m not using the power entrusted to me anymore”