They are right. I for one cannot be relied on to make the correct food choices for my personal health. I believe Sven the Swedish Cabana boy should be assigned as my very own personal food Nazi. He must hand feed me all the healthful foods I will not eat for myself and must use positive reinforcement to train me away from junk food. Foot massages perhaps?
I’d rather Sven ate the foods that the government wants us to eat and I’ll go back and eat what I like, in moderation, the stuff without additives and chemicals.
Stuff like butter, real cream, real vegetables, meat that’s not pumped up with things.