The title of that article should be: “Straw man arguments about communism (and capitalism): We build, and then tear down, seven of them in our latest show of contempt for your intellect.”
I was raised on a little farm and we used to use bails of oat straw for bedding in the stables and we used to rake pine straw to use as mulch for strawberries and other plants but I don’t think we ever had as much straw as the author of that load of crap used to build his straw men. One match applied while that was on my monitor would have burned my house down.