[Sacajaweau]

Why do parents put their kids in these positions, I'll never know.

Nevermind.....it means telling them...No honey, you can't do that.

[DoughtyOne]

Can I ask you a question?

The family eats three squares per day out of that kitchen. I would suspect there haven't been any E.R. trips in a decade.

Just how dangerous do you think products made in that kitchen are?

F this city parasite, that has the audacity to destroy the productivity of someone else, just so she can feel important.

[A Navy Vet]

"Why do parents put their kids in these positions, I'll never know."

I guess for the same reason I let/encouraged my daughter to sell lemonade on the sidewalk - because I was a crappy parent. What? Do you need a f**king government titanian bubble around you so you'll feel safe and can sleep at night? Need your own food taster to make sure you're never poisoned? Sheesh, lighten up.

[Repeat Offender]

You're absolutely right! Who are these subjects to try and teach their daughter counterrevolutionary and bourgeois topics like charity, responsibility, money management, and entrepreneurship instead of how to harvest the milk and honey of social welfare?

We need to make sure the government can dictate every little aspect of our lives, and create the most business crippling regulations, such that an 11 year old can't even sell homemade cupcakes or run a lemonade stand.

But, you may ask, "Are we certain the government has our best interest in mind?"

Sure you can trust the government, just ask an Ind......er wait, what?

Oh, apparently according to Indians (or at least those with Indian FR names) you can trust the government to always look out for you, nanny you, and make decisions for you in your best interest, whether you want them to or not - tis all good.