"When it's third and ten, you can have the milk drinkers... I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time." - Max McGee, Green Bay Packers receiver.
"My knees look like they lost... a knife fight with a midget." - E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his 12 knee operations
"I don't know... I only played there for nine years." - Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles.
"The film looks... suspiciously like the game itself." - Bum Phillips, New Orleans Saints, after viewing a lopsided loss to the Atlanta Falcons.
"Because if it didn't work out... I didn't want to blow the whole day." - Paul Hornung, Green Bay Packers running back on why his marriage ceremony was before noon.
"I won't know... until my barber tells me on Monday." - Knute Rockne, when asked why Notre Dame had lost a game.
"The only difference between me and General Custer is that... I have to watch the film on Monday." - John McKay as the first head coach of the expansion Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
And the Broncos are going to win Sunday, PERIOD... or all my drinks will be be put on all y'all Seattle Fans' tabs--
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“I’m in favor of it.” - John McKay’s answer to if he had any comments on his team’s execution.
4300 avail tix on StubHub.
La times reporter: coach mackay. What do you think of your teams execution?
Mackay: I think it would be a good idea.
E. J. Holub started Superbowl 1 on defense as Linebacker. He started Superbowl 4 on offense as Center. He is the only player to ever do this.
Lazy ESPN experts don’t have their picks in yet.
I am taking Denver, 21-20. Manning will dig deep so his little brother won’t have more rings than him anymore, the ultimate motivation.
Queen Lativa? self proclaimed Queen? was that the best they could do? I am pretty sure that Miley Cyrus would of done a better rendition.
Obama strikes again! It was a real close game. What a jackass.
What’d I miss? Who won? Am I late to the party? *SMIRK*