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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Kinda like the two guys in the woods who come across a bear.

One guy starts lacing on his running shoes.

“What are you doing,” asked the other. “You can’t outrun a bear.”

“Don’t have to. Only have to outrun you.”


8 posted on 01/25/2014 9:00:27 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin
“Don’t have to. Only have to outrun you.”

Feet, don't fail me now ...

106 posted on 01/25/2014 1:05:34 PM PST by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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