My dog IS my dependent. Dog food and vet bills are no longer low cost items. I need a deduction for Income Tax. Marrying my dog may be the only way....
That can be arranged. There’s a website “marryyoourpet” or some such. But they aren’t legally binding. I’m sure you remember the German postal worker who married his cat. But I don’t think it was legally binding. And they couldn’t get a clergy person to perform the ceremony so got an actress.