Right, because the right to kill people who mildly annoy you is right there in the Bill of Rights.
Shooter Dude went to theater management. After that, you wait until the offender is ejected, watching from the aisle with great satisfaction.
Then as a bonus, you demand free tickets to the movie of your choice because 'this one was RUNED'.
You get to experience shadenfreude as the texting jerk is tossed. You get free tickets. You still watch the movie. And, most importantly, you do not spend the rest of your life in jail because you couldn't control your anger.
Then as a bonus, you demand free tickets to the movie of your choice because ‘this one was RUNED’.
...good one...you’re not from the coal region of eastern Pennsylvania, by any chance, are you...
...I know someone from there who won’t ride in a convertible because her hair would be ‘roont’...