???? This is getting curiouser and curiouser by the minute. Not only are you:
* a sick and twisted little man,
* a delicate little flower of a sick and twisted little man who knows nothing of the US Army,
* but not you're making a stretch that would kill a contortionist!
When did I ever say I "commanded" the Army? No, I only served in it for 11 years, and therefore can confidently deduce that you know nothing about it, probably because you're either too delicate or too cowardly to have served. From there I can confidently deduce you're not too bright, and have great, big buttons that are so much fun to push.
Actually, this is getting pretty funny...keep on getting yourself worked into a lather, petunia.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho! (oh, I'm sorry...I know you feel threatened by military things)
What is sick and twisted is your insistence that your simplistic quixotic buffoonery is anything but a child’s ploy for attention.
Military things?
LOL!