It is so cold here in Central Florida that I might have to break out my Florida snowsuit, more commonly referred to as socks.
I remember sitting in Krispy Kreme on 13th Street (maybe called MLKing Blvd now?) watching it snow.
It completely shut down the town for a few days because they couldn't clear the streets, and because snow covered tree branches fell on the power lines.
I like your snow suit joke.
Whenever it got really cold in Gainesville we used say, “If it gets any colder, I'm moving to Florida!”