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What's ironic here is that in San Francisco proctologists do not have to wear latex gloves.
1 posted on 01/15/2014 1:13:08 PM PST by artichokegrower
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“What’s ironic here is that in San Francisco proctologists do not have to wear latex gloves.”, they don’t have to use their FINGERS either! :-)!


2 posted on 01/15/2014 1:14:50 PM PST by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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CA is the only place I feel safe.


3 posted on 01/15/2014 1:15:43 PM PST by sickoflibs (Obama : 'If you like your Doctor you can keep him, PERIOD! Don't believe the GOPs warnings')
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ive been in food service and maintain my Level 1 National certification - that said, this means nothing - theyd have better obligated the bars to regularly clean their soda pop lines & heads & ice makers


4 posted on 01/15/2014 1:17:29 PM PST by Revelation 911
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Shouldn’t California bureaucrats wear gloves too?


5 posted on 01/15/2014 1:21:49 PM PST by Steely Tom (If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
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They should also sterilize all liquor bottle mouths with alcohol.


8 posted on 01/15/2014 1:22:49 PM PST by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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If California majority voters don’t want to pay for the gloves, but don’t lift a finger to pressure lawmakers to repeal or amend the law to the voters’ liking, then voters can sleep in the bed that they’ve made for themselves with respect to being too lazy to exercise their voting power to resolve this situation.


10 posted on 01/15/2014 1:25:49 PM PST by Amendment10
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To: artichokegrower

So three fingers of scotch will be just a bit more.


11 posted on 01/15/2014 1:26:16 PM PST by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
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To: artichokegrower

We had a bartender at the local pub that scratched her ass, picked her nose and stirred your drink all with the same finger.


14 posted on 01/15/2014 1:30:49 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (This is not just stupid, we're talking Democrat stupid here.)
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Never piss off restaurant personnel unless you want saliva or other foreign bodily fluids in your cocktail or entree.


17 posted on 01/15/2014 1:32:43 PM PST by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common anymore.)
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And not just any gloves or tweezers- welding gloves and zircon-encrusted tweezers.


22 posted on 01/15/2014 1:43:07 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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Do they still have to wash their latex-covered hands after they use the restroom?


24 posted on 01/15/2014 1:50:45 PM PST by 3boysdad (The very elect.)
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26 posted on 01/15/2014 2:02:15 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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so California wont be happy till we all get the girly sex change operation.

and neither will the dhimmicrat party and a good chunk of the RINO party...


28 posted on 01/15/2014 2:02:49 PM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: artichokegrower

I have often seen food service workers dutifully wear their gloves to handle food, keep them on while using the till and handling money...both quite filthy.... then not change gloves and go back to food prep.


31 posted on 01/15/2014 2:07:11 PM PST by The Great RJ
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San Francisco is maybe 10 years away from requiring that pedestrians wear helmets.

I predict that by 2045, even a rural Californian stepping outside of their home without donning their CA Dept. of Public Safety-approved unisex Pedihelmet will be shouted at via the pole-mounted loudspeaker on the neighborhood remote safety camera to put their helmet on or be cited by ticket-dispensing aerial drone.

12-year olds will have facial tattoos, but they will also have fashionable Pedihelms funded in part by displaying electronic advertising for various IMAX 4D porno sites on the SuperWeb.


33 posted on 01/15/2014 2:09:54 PM PST by The KG9 Kid
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The Califorina bartender of the future?


36 posted on 01/15/2014 2:25:30 PM PST by VanDeKoik
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37 posted on 01/15/2014 2:28:28 PM PST by S.O.S121.500 (Had Enough Yet ?............................ Enforce the Bill of Rights............ It's the LAW !!!)
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To: artichokegrower

I don’t want my olive to taste of latex! Guess I will stay in NY.


38 posted on 01/15/2014 2:42:05 PM PST by firebrand
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