[bert]

Becky.... ? What was he last name?

She wet her pants and her desk and it puddled on the floor in the third grade.

Her brother was Doug I’m pretty sure.

[Madame Dufarge]

When I was in the first grade, a kid named Doug wet his pants at his desk because we were told to never ask to use the bathroom.

I can still see the look of humiliation on the poor kid's face these many years later.