The Further Adventures of the Chinese Ice Breaker That Rescued the Global Warming Scientists

Pajamas Media ^ | 01/05/2014 | Rick Moran

[gaijin]

The SUPERFICIAL irony..?

Picture that - An unrealistically OPTIMISTIC advocate of mm global warming..??

[mikrofon]

The Chinese stuck eating Chicken Fried Rice, while the chickens fled the ice ....

[C210N]

I thought Xuelong was, a few years back, Governor of Louisiana.

[sima_yi]

...part of the Antarctic ice sheet is shrinking and other parts are growing. The explanation for both cannot be global warming...

Incorrect.
The fact that part is shrinking and part is expanding, taken together with the fact that the ice sheet is now the largest it has been since measurements have been taken, is ABSOLUTE PROOF of Global Warming.

[TigersEye]

They were looking for Absolut proof and they found it...

Earlier reports say they drank it all before they could be rescued.

[Riflema]

It's more than a PR disaster for the First Church of Algore. According to the head of France's Polar Institute, this collection of journos and touristas have royally screwed up this this summer's supply chain for actual scientific missions down there. Check out some his non-scientific quotes:here

But, but, I thought the Goreites were for "science"!

[mountn man]

mikrofon wrote: The Chinese stuck eating Chicken Fried Rice, while the chickens fled the ice ....

Thats not chicken fried rice.

[TigersEye]

General Tsao’s penguin is finger lickin’ good!

[jjotto]

Leonard: Why are you learning Chinese?

Sheldon: I believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off orange chicken as tangerine chicken, and I intend to confront them.

Leonard: If I were you, I’d be more concerned with what they’re passing off as chicken.

[mountn man]

How do we know if penguin tastes like chicken?

Maybe chicken tastes like penquin.

[right way right]

Oh berry berry bad loss off face very bad!

[right way right]

Oh berry berry bad loss off face very bad!

[right way right]

Double post berry bad loss of face. Jus one berry bad though.

[MasterGunner01]

Meanwhile, on 5 January 2014, USCG Polar Star, an American heavy icebreaker sailed from Sydney to join the Australian icebreaker Aurora Australis in Commonwealth Bay or a joint rescue operation? http://www.ibtimes.co.in/articles/532898/20140105/icebreaker-polar-star-antarctica-rescue-rescueships.htm

[xp38]

They better free these ships before the Antarctic winter hits because I don’t care who you are it’s cold then and really dark too.

[Avoiding_Sulla]

Al Gore is finally a Shining example

Given the inconvenient turn in climate, this version is more fitting than the Jack Nicholson original.