This simply cannot be....
Hasn’t the TV told me for a decade that the ice shelfs are melting, and they aren’t ever coming back??
The TV isn’t lying to me, is it?
The TV isn’t lying to me, is it?
Yep. Take it to your friendly local range and just shoot the son of an obama. A .177 caliber air rifle will do in a pinch, but a twelve-bore will both look and sound better and provide a more "liberating experience," you could call it. Just shoot it. Stuff whatever's left of it in the trash. Read books. Laugh more. Live longer and happier.
Television cannot lie. The seventy global warming heroes on that ship would all agree that the ice isn’t a problem - global warming is the problem.