No, No, can't do that one...
There were two young ladies of Birmingham,
And this is the story concerning 'em ...
Nope. Not that one either. Let's see ... hmmm ...
Republican RINO McCain
Took positions that were quite insane
His toady, named Lindsey's
Reelection looked flimsy
So he swung to the right once again.
Obama, a man of no worth
With his wooky of oversized girth
Rode his ghost written books
And his sound bites and hooks
To election with no proof of birth
There was a young man named Clyde
Who fell in a sh*t hole and died
His poor grieving brother
Fell into another
And now they’re interred side by side
Possibly my all-time favorite non-fiction author:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Limerick-G-Legman/dp/0517139111