Anderson Cooper Discusses His Mother and ‘Cunnilingus’

Mediaite.com ^ | 12/26/13 | Josh Feldman

[SoFloFreeper]

... normally I introduce these posts with either a brief summary of the reason you clicked the link in the first place or give some kind of context-building set-up, but Anderson Cooper talked about cunnilingus on CNN Thursday night and I really just… I mean, really… just a loss for words here.

CNN was doing one of those year in review segments, and Cooper asked Dan Savage for what he thought was a really good scandal story this year. Savage had to go with the amazing saga of Rob Ford, and said, “I love a good cunnilingus joke on the evening news.”

... that’s when Cooper decided to over-share.

“My mom once wrote a romance memoir about men she had dated–and I use that term loosely–and she described one guy she was currently dating––my mom was 85 at the time––as the Nijinsky of cunnilingus. And she made me proofread the book.”

[SoFloFreeper]

Modern journalism.

[pgkdan]

Anderson Cooper was severly damaged by his mother. When he was in Middle School and High School she was writing pornographic tell alls about her sex life that were being read by all his male classmates. His mother’s very public sex life was the topic of conversation at his lunch table at school. Can you imagine how that would damage a kid?

[Vaquero]

no wonder he is is a faggot, with a mom like that...

[yldstrk]

Anderson thinks of nothing but sexual activity as if your sex life defines you as a person, yech

[yldstrk]

his mom was Gloria Vanderbilt?

[pgkdan]

Yes.

[US Navy Vet]

Anderon Cooper’s WHORE “Mother”:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Vanderbilt

[hosepipe]

Queer MoM, Queer Son...
Not that there’s anything right about that..

[Johnny_cash]

Colonel Ennol Angus.....

[US Navy Vet]

For those who don’t know:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cunnilingus?s=t

[skinkinthegrass]

there song in there, by the Rolling Stones..
she IS old enough.

[Anton.Rutter]

If you trust what comes out of a homosexual mouth.

[Carriage Hill]

She made Lohan, Hilton etc look like choirgirls. Nasty, filthy skank.

[skinkinthegrass]

not going there..
yes, I'm a prune.

[TexasCajun]

Cooper & Savage, two pajama-boy turd- burglars!!

I sure wouldn't shake either of their nasty hands!!

I'm surprised Anderson & Dan didn't discuss how skillful their anallingus!

[Maceman]

[piusv]

It’s things like this that make question the modern conclusion that folks are born gay. I’m not sold on that idea.

[SoFloFreeper]

Funny skit...if you’re a grown up.

[G Larry]

Bob Hope told this Gloria Vanderbilt joke in prime time in the early 70’s:

“If she has one more face lift, she’ll have a goatee.”

I about fell over.

[Ditter]

I would never watch Anderson Cooper, not deliberately watch him for longer that it took to find the remote but........
on a SNL Special of old SNL skits last night, they showed a skit about Colonel Angus (say Colonel Angus real fast) (snicker) It was hilarious and I feel sure you can't say that about Anderson Cooper.