I will start off with insulting jokes.
Q. How many islamists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. What’s lightbulb?
Q. Why did the islamic goat cross the road?
A. Behead those who insult islam
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Henry
Henry who?
Cut off his head. Allahu ahkbar
If you eat with your right hand and wipe with your left, you may be a moslime.