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To: 1_Rain_Drop

I think that since we’re already burning corn in our fighting machines, asparagus tips would make some pretty nifty, “environment friendly” bullets.


8 posted on 12/22/2013 9:37:21 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Merry Christmas to all my fellow Americans. "Whatever" to everybody else!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Got a lot of green tip on hand for kevlar-hided varmints.


10 posted on 12/22/2013 9:42:20 PM PST by Noumenon (Resistance. Restoration. Retribution.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
I think that since we’re already burning corn in our fighting machines, asparagus tips would make some pretty nifty, “environment friendly” bullets.

Aw, heck yes, but don't forget the cherry pit .30 caliber rounds or the peach pit 12-bore slugs. They're still available for invisible plastic Glock AK-47 sniper assault fully automatic weapons of war and mass destruction, complete with invisible high capacity magazines that hold nineteen jillion rounds of cop killer asparagus tips, cherry pits, and peach pits brought to you by the born again Christian right wing gun lobby militia.

(I hope I didn't leave anything out.)

17 posted on 12/22/2013 10:03:00 PM PST by Standing Wolf (No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.)
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