[ROCKLOBSTER]

Male, Black, 6 ft. tall, with dreadlocks, green jacket, black hat, and black book bag.

Your Honor, she has to be lying.

What would my client be doing with a book?

[dennisw]

That has me cornfused too!!! Might have been a Calypso Louie book.

[Myrddin]

What would my client be doing with a book?

At at recent trial of one of the black thugs, a witness on the stand said, "The defendant hit (another person) as hard as he could". The defendant's attorney objected. He said, "You have no idea how hard my client can hit".

The witness said, "I certainly do. He battered and bloodied ME when I interceded in the beating".