[Old Yeller]

I don’t want beard hairs in my food. Especially after an employee recently made love to his goat.

[Shannon]

I don’t want beard hairs in my food.

That was my first thought. Disgusting.

Will McDonalds now do away with their Egg McMuffin if a Muslim works there? Think about it; there's the dreaded bacon on that McMuffin.

[Secret Agent Man]

if he worked there he’d bitch about meat there not being halal.

some people get hired just to start nuisance lawsuits. muslims fit this category.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Come to think of it, beard hairs might be a fine protein additive to some of McD’s food. Would add some flavor to tasteless hamburgers.

Not for hairy Fish Fillets, esp. with mayo.

New McD’s promotion: “Get a free Hairy Fries with a Whopper”.