[Ciexyz]

If my parents called to tell me they had something very
important to talk to me about, I’d think they were getting divorced.

[FredZarguna]

If my parents called to tell me they had something important to talk to me about, I'd assume my Dad had bought an Ouija Board.

[PLMerite]

“If my parents called to tell me they had something very
important to talk to me about, I’d think they were getting divorced.”

I had a girlfriend who used to pull that “we need to talk” bit. I would have visions of dead rabbits, but it was always just her wanting to b!tch me out about some little thing.