I’m not feeling very represented and extremely repressed!!
I should be able to marry my 10 girlfriends. they’ve never left me, are very attentive, and depend on me for everything. we all want kids as well. I figure there’ll be at least 100 children in no time.
unfortunately that means my 100 deductions won’t allow me to pay as much in taxes as I’d otherwise be doing.. but it’s for the children!
what? are you a hater? do you doubt my human-goldfish love is true??
bring on the bestial-polygamy and stop repressing true love!!
;)
“I should be able to marry my 10 girlfriends. they’ve never left me, are very attentive, and depend on me for everything. we all want kids as well. I figure there’ll be at least 100 children in no time.”
Just get healthy, the Vikings need you back.